50 Cent takes credit for H&H Imports stock increase

By Mr. Hollywood
JR Staff Writer

Shortly after announcing his deal with Sleek headphones, which made him millions, 50 Cent wanted more money. Over the years, he has presented himself as more of a businessman and less of a rapper. Keeping the trend going, 50 Cent purchased stock in the parent company of Sleek, H&H Imports.

Upon investing in the company, 50 Cent made $8 million. He immediately went on his Twitter and announced his earnings. The stock in the company went up from $0.10 to $0.39. 50 Cent is now a major player in the company. In the near future, he will be named as a board member in the company.

H&H Imports is currently booming, making news in the Wall Street Journal and other business publications. Things are going well and the executives are very happy. 50 Cent promised all of those who followed his lead that something bigger was right around the corner. He made a similar investment in Vitamin Water and they were purchased by Coc-a-Cola and all the stockholders were paid well.

50 Cent says a similar situation may come with H&H Imports and that it is all because of him. He feels every executive in the company owes him for making them richer. 50 Cent made more boastful tweets about the stock, but removed some because he could come under investigation for insider trading. The Security Exchange Commission could investigate him for guaranteeing an investment in the company could double their money. Now a wealthy man, 50 Cent no longer seeks to break the law.